pbusiness: pbusiness mr.brightside remix
How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
themovementswerebeautiful: finem: What the oh my god
As an avid race runner today has legitimately freaked me the fuck out.
Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...– Comedian Patton Oswalt responding to today’s bombings in Boston “The good outnumber you, and we always will.” Indeed. (via cognitivedissonance)
spencerberry: itspoonanjimarsha: fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version woah there satan
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing