May 2013
12 posts
pbusiness:
pbusiness mr.brightside remix
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
5 tags
April 2013
45 posts
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Watchthemovementswerebeautiful:
finem:
What the
oh my god
1 tag
As an avid race runner today has legitimately freaked me the fuck out.
“Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”
– Comedian Patton Oswalt responding to today’s bombings in Boston
“The good outnumber you, and we always will.”
Indeed.
(via cognitivedissonance)
spencerberry:
itspoonanjimarsha:
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
woah there satan
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
